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The Simplest Way So That You Can Grab A New iPhone And Make Your Date Hate You In One Simple Step
That is correct, you undoubtedly are able to get a brand new apple iphone and make your date loathe you in one easy step. Here's how you do it...
There is a expression in which change is an unavoidable part of life (in addition to In N Out Burger) so the easiest way we can accept change would be to adapt to it.
So it’s with a wistful heart that I bid farewell to my iPhone.
My iPhone 2G!!
Yes, it’s a fact. After practically 3 years it finally kicked the bucket on me right after the 12th drop. Saturday night inside the parking lot at Carlees Bar in Borrego Springs, California (quick plug so I can get that beer comped that I skipped out on). I accidentally drop kicked it in to the Lexus Suv beside me (oops) after which it landed on the 30-year old asphalt. You understand, the type of asphalt Godzilla would use to file his nails.
Ouch.
No problem I thought. This phone had been indestructable. I’ve dropped it numerous times before that…and even down a flight of stairs…
Well this time around Kenneth Holland (ME!) was not so lucky.
I grabbed my phone, strolled in to the restaurant, ordered that (free?) beer and began sending text messages and Twittering just like I usually do (not to mention I didn’t see any hot girls to deflect my usual brief attention span).
All appeared to be well then it happened: My iPhone began acting funky…screen going blank and then turning back on and dropping signal.
Crap.
You know, the type of ‘oh no’ you mutter in that quiet, halted tone practically to yourself whenever you know you’ve truly screwed up. The ‘cold shot up your spine’ feeling.
“C’mon….no. Crap. Turn back on. No no no no…..”
And then the phone came back on.
Alright…great…that was close! Then it produced a strange buzzing noise, and then began to heat up…quickly.
Then it shut down.
It was then that I realized I'd finally broke my iphone. In my hurry while in the darn parking lot to primp and preen just before going into the bar (which usually for any man involves cleaning his nose of unknown ‘objects’ and
putting breath mints in his pocket) I dropped my cell phone into permanent oblivion.
Obviously, while I know how to set up a blog, I don't know how to hold onto my iphone .
An unfortunate point in time for certain. But it was Saturday night and I wasn’t going to let this kind of misfortune spoil my night. And now I had the ideal justification to get the brand new iPhone 4!
See? Perfect! Everthing works out in the end.
Next it struck me…
I don’t have a phone.
I can’t make a phone call.
I can’t send out a text message.
I can’t check my email.
I can’t Tweet.
I can’t post on Facebook.
Disaster.
Exactly what do I do NOW???
I needed to get myself together and fast. I had a ‘date’ of sorts and so I had to overlook this terrible misfortune and get my mind back in the game. Realizing that (most?) females despise us males that really like our devices I needed to get my ‘I don’t need a cell phone because I’m here with you baby’ game face on and fast.
Yeah right.
I lasted roughly thirty-five minutes with her. The drops of sweat began to collect on my forehead and my hands began to twitch. “Where’s the phone dude?” my hands were saying to me. The discussion was spinning in my head…”It’s in the car. We don’t need the iphone right now.”
“Bullshit!!” I could hear my hands holler at me.
“Is something wrong?”
My date. I looked up. Baffled. “Was she talking to me?”, I asked myself.
‘You seem pale Ken,’ she said flatly. It’s almost as if she knew what was going to spill out from my mouth next.
Frickin’ females are so darn intuitive.
I tried to fake it…
“I’m a little annoyed. I dropped and broke my phone, I said with a measured tone. “I needed to make a pretty important phone call and I’m a bit mad at myself. But…you know, I’ll just have to purchase a brand new iphone when I get home. The time had come for a new one anyways.”
“Okay! I did it!” I told myself. I managed to make it sound like it’s not much of a issue and now we might have a enjoyable evening together with each other.
And then she baited me. And that was it.
“Well great!! You’re talking on that cell phone always, sometimes I wonder if you remember that I’m actually here…you and this ‘Social dating’ fantasy-land stuff!” she barked.
I couldn’t restrain myself.
“Facebook isn't for dating!”, I exclaimed. “And neither is Twitter. And they will become the new email…you know…how people will talk…it’s the way everyone will hook up to each other…it’s social media…it’s…it’s…damn! I need my iphone…let me try my cell phone one more time…I need to check my Gmail! Perhaps it’ll work this time around!!!!”
My words quivered in equal parts frustration and indignation. After all, MY phone was busted! That should trump any kind of plans until this catastrophe is rectified.
Right?
“Freak”, she muttered at me while shaking her head. She almost appeared as if she felt sorry for my situation and planned to hug me…but that was my man-ego thinking.
“Where are you going?”, I questioned. I knew darn well where she was heading. Anywhere where I, Twitter and Facebook wasn’t.
“Good luck with that search honey”, I said to myself while at the same moment realizing that I had no iPhone, as well as no date.
So off I went back to Carlees to get a beer and pay Tony the bartender for that one I don’t think I’m comped on.
I’m sure I would know someone there with at least a Blackberry I could borrow.
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