Homecoming Queen
Homecoming Queen
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Homecoming Queen $7.99 Taylor returns from her disappearing act. The girls are still at odds over boyfriends and drama roles, as well as the upcoming event where Taylor, Eliza, and a reluctant DJ compete for homecoming queen. Will the best girl win? |
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Take It to the Limit Ultimate Edition (+6 Bonus Tracks) (CD/DVD) $49.50 Ultimate edition includes SIX BONUS TRACKS, bonus DVD, ringtone & wallpaper, photo pak, and exclusive t shirt offer!. “Take It To The Limit” is Hinder’s much anticipated follow-up album to their breakthrough 3X platinum smash Extreme Behavior. The new CD, Take It To The Limit, was produced by Extreme Behavior producer Brian Howes, Largely credited with reviving the ‘live fast-play hard’ work ethic… |
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I Want to Be Gay Ultra rare CD single released by comedienne/singer Julie Brown. The first music of any kind on any format released by Brown in 17 years (her previous release being the single for “Girl Fight Tonight!” in 1987!!!) This CD was issued by Brown herself in extremely limited edition and sold at her live shows. It was never made available in stores! It is an OFFICIAL CD, not a CD-R or a bootleg. It come… |
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The Best of Jeff and Sheri Easter From the Homecoming Series $12.98 Songs: John Saw; Sing, Sister, Sing; Singing In My Soul; Praise His Name; You Must Be Born Again; Goin’ Away Party; Thread Of Hope; Comedy – Soaky Bread; Speak To The Mountain; Is There Anything I Can Do?; Comedy – Shekel; I Need You; Roses Will Bloom Again; Rivers Of Babylon; She Loved; Keep On The Sunny Side; Swing Low, Sweet Chariot; Comedy – Cornflake; Comedy – How To Celebrate Christmas; One … |
Home for the Holidays: Top Signs You've Stayed Too Long
"There's no place," sang Perry Como, "like home for the holidays." As we revel in the season's warmth and good cheer, delighting in the musical clatter of our kitchen gadgets and celebrating the passing of another year, we can't help but get closer to each other. Sometimes too close.
As a public service, then, enumerated below are the telltale signs that it just might be time to cut and run from your homecoming adventure.
1. NBC stands by its decision to call it a "civil war."
2. Dad calls you an "embarrassment" when he's able to pin you in a wrestling match in the mall parking lot.
3. Loss of car privileges for cursing at the dinner table.
4. Your latest plan to settle a middle-school-era feud with your little brother involves stuffing, women's underwear, and your mom's colander.
5. On a late-night mission to egg your tenth-grade math teacher's house, you realize that he died twenty-eight years ago.
6. Still-available high school boyfriend thinks you're "looking really good," invites you to stop by his work at fat rendering plant.
7. Limited local nightlife allows you to memorize prices, ordering information for entire 2006 "As Seen on TV" product catalogue.
8. Kids inexplicably not fascinated by afternoon pilgrimage to the farm where a goat kicked out your front teeth at age twelve.
9. You're uncomfortable with your spouse sleeping in your childhood bed, prefer to bring in "Mr. Binkey" and rest of stuffed animal collection.
10. Attempt to get even with high school bully backfires when retirement home staff discovers the laxative you slipped into his applesauce.
11. Parents not threatened by your promise to bring in a lawyer to negotiate allowance raise.
12. You've devised at least one hundred forty ways to inflict harm on yourself and others with kitchenware.
13. "Eccentric" neighbors you remembered actually just racists.
If you or anyone you know are experiencing any of the above, we advise purchasing a plane ticket immediately.
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